I didn't mean to do that! For the rest of your lives, no matter how much it hurts you, no matter how much it destroys our children's futures, we're gonna do whatever Rick wants, whenever he wants? Tiny Rick: Yeah, and y'know what? Jerry: There already is no more bacon! But trying to keep yourself on the positive side for the most part is your best bet, and there are many wondrous things to behold, if you just view them as miracles, rather than accidents. Your strengths, or your weaknesses? Don't talk about my parents like that! I'm looking around this place and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing! Pickle Rick: Because I don't respect therapy. This isn't a musical number! A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. How can adults set aside their limitations to allow the dreams of youth to occur?! But it did depict the dangers of relying on just-in-time knowledge. What do you think about that? Actually, the wedding was beautiful. I-I'm in the middle of my news! So now we're gonna have to go get more! Summer: Morty, you have to help me! Because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed. He had to imagine what the universe was like and how it worked before he could start to put equations to it.
In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of. This guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what? I can trust you can be of service there? You're a fucking piece of shit! Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals. I didn't want to interrupt her. Bird Person: It's not nonsense at all. Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month.
Wong: Rick, the only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. Einstein was pursuing the theory of everything, a simple theory that brings together all aspects of the physical universe, and maybe this was his guiding phrase. There's no other way off. . Rick: And now we know why! All right, w-well, come on! I'll take the highest bidder—, , , shriners, balding men that work out, people on the Internet that are only turned on by. She's gonna be a grandma, and has an infant-she's Latina. They think they control the galaxy, I disagree.
This is a blessing in disguise. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty, and you're gonna be part of 'em. When I feel like it. Beth: Jerry, so help me God, if you ever bring this up again, no more bacon! The words were credited to Albert Einstein, but I cannot find any precise reference. But I've got a message for them, from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive. Rick: I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. Worldender is back, and this time he's out to end more than worlds.
This is gonna be a lot like that, except y'know, it's gonna me-beh. Groucho Marx Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. Children, animals, old people, doesn't matter. Robin Williams A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
What is this in your backpack? Does that mean you're aroused, or did you just get a signal that one of your buddies found a grape? O'Rourke We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Morty: Hey, flip back to the news! You don't have to bust my balls. I was destined to love you and I will belong to you forever. Image Notes: Sophonisba Breckinridge photo from Library of Congress — Bain News Service collection via Wikimedia Commons. Or maybe it makes you matter. Socrates, since he denied any kind of knowledge, then tried to find someone wiser than himself among politicians, poets, and craftsmen.
Chris Rock Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? Because I'll just be ice floating through space, like a comet! They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers. Morty: I dunno, Rick, I mean, I've seen people do that before. Emo Philips One man's folly is another man's wife. Snowball, just calm down, okay? Robin Williams I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. It's just like that movie you keep crowing about! But change is law and no amount of pretending will alter that reality.
Y'know, sometimes it's called the Cleansing or the Red Time. And I'd be on 's yacht, banging! It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator. Or maybe his desk had lots of stuff on it, but it was all neatly organized so he could access it quickly and accurately. Rick: We're gonna scam the scammers, Morty. Rick: Well, does it defraculate? It's time for some hands-on engine repair.